Wednesday, May 21, 2003

Yes, but how to insure against stupidity?: So, you get married. Your husband continually makes jokes about leaving you when you're old and ugly. Solution? Buy an insurance policy against ugliness. People decry Americans for their hastening the decline of civilization, but here, only a Brit is to blame. If ten builders (her husband being a builder) declare her to be "ugly" she gets the duff. Thanks to FARK.

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