Do you think?: that t-shirts with the face of Saddam will ever grow in popularity like the now ubiquitous Che Guevera ones indicating that you too are a hell-bent-for-leather sociopath, but a well-groomed one?...that the Iraqi people are just running around looking for "coalition" soldiers to kiss and thank for the now lawless society they live in where the fear of Baathist midnight raids is now replaced by the fear of mid-day carjackings?...that Cheney just sits in his undisclosed locations and just starts cracking up over how he's remained in the center of U.S. political power for going on three decades without ever being elected?...that Bill Clinton is selecting the librarians for his Presidential Library based on their love of reading?...that the Republican Guard was inappropriately named?