FauxPolitik

Tuesday, June 08, 2004

New Strategy? Just in case Muqtada al-Sadr lands with a thump on the CPA's doorstep, skinned and trussed, with multiple arrow wounds, it's worth noting that Ted Nugent is in Iraq.

Hugh Hewitt has more:

One of the doors on the Humvee kept slipping ajar, and in a move reminiscent of any Lance Corporal, Ted whipped out his Gerber multi-tool and jimmied with the hinge until it was fixed to his satisfaction. Furthermore, Ted kept telling me that if we took incoming, "my Glock 10 is loaded and I'm ready to rock and roll!"
I saw Nuge in Detroit years ago -- this was when his big entrance was to swing onto stage on vine, dressed in a skimpy Tarzan loincloth that emphasized his, uh, Gerber.

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