I just want to know...whether to invest in solar panels or not. Oil, its production, exploration and consumption, is more of Eno's bete noir, but I'm just so confused these days. On the one hand, we're all going down in a catastrophic ball of non-oil-based flames. (By the way, these end-of-days people can write ... a lot.)

On the other, we may have vast yet-untapped reserves of oil, because it turns out that oil isn't made up of decomposing dinosaurs after all.

I mean, I have this order in for the new Porsche, and I only have a bit more time before I'm locked in. So, if someone could resolve this debate right quick, I'd appreciate it.