This was inevitable: Recently, I wrote a scathingly funny satire piece about the new Hamas leader (al-Rantisi) wanting to celebrate his recent succession to power with Arafat, and how Arafat had to come up with excuses not to meet al-Rantisi - for obvious reasons.

Well, since al-Rantisi only lasted about a month, Hamas has figured it's perhaps better not to publicly name a new leader. This unfortunately prevents me from writing yet another Onion-like article on the next-in-line's decision to market an Apache gunship detection service.

Fear not dear reader(s), soon I'll have another great idea to have you rolling in your Aeron chairs. Fear not.