Brace Yourself: Somebody leaked a copy of Bob Woodward's new book, Plan of Attack. Shocking, I know. But before you pick yourself up off the floor, listen to what it reveals:

Woodward says Bush pulled Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld aside Nov. 21, 2001 ? when U.S. forces and allies were in control of about half of Afghanistan ? and asked him what kind of war plan he had on Iraq. When Rumsfeld said it was outdated, Bush told him to get started on a fresh one.

Oh, my. Shall I fetch the smelling salts? Wait till you hear that Bush told Rummy to keep it under his hat.

By the way, that rustling you hear from John Dingell's office is no doubt the sound that Articles of Impeachment make when they are fondled gratuitously.