Heeheh...oooh...heehheehhh: Sorry, I couldn't come up with a good title for this one that wouldn't have given it away or been utterly non-descriptive. But I'm still chuckling, hence lame title. Anyway, just read this. It will only take a minute, and it's funny (oh, and it's politically related, so it may help Eno get his groove back).

Props: Wonkette.