But we should trust Kim Jong Il: We've all read about the train explosion that occurred in N. Korea recently. Your hearts will be warmed to know that many of the victims died heroic deaths. Were they saving trapped children? No. Were they selflessly carrying the elderly and infirm out of burning buildings? No. But they were trying to save pictures of Kim Jong and his late father before they were crushed to death. So, at least Dear Leader has his priorities straight.

Here's a before and after look at the trainyard.