Not exactly P.C., but: I don't know how terribly original this idea is, but wouldn't it be a good business plan to open up a shop say in Palestine or Iraq in which you sold U.S. flags, lighter fluid and matches? God, you'd be rich. "Come on down to Abdullah's Flag Burner! Your one stop shop for the destruction of symbols of western godlessness and oppression."

Better still, they have to pay with credit cards. You then feed the information to Bremer who arranges for Apaches to make "random" strikes on the purchasers' homes. I think I'm on to something. I really do.