What the hell is soy chai?: Sounds like something they put in fertilizer so it won't smell like real, honest-to-G*d fertilizer. I'm sure that's what it tastes like. Whatever it is, I don't think it's been introduced this far south. I'm sure our taste in coffee products isn't the only thing that separates me from the Big O, but hopefully we can find common ground on something. Do you think he likes Celebrity Poker marathons on Bravo? I can't get enough Dave Foley. IM me, Mike. I'll make nachos.