Shame on You, Ovitz: It's a sign of what you've done to this place that I am forced to ridicule myself in humorous Hibernian meter.

An accursed name to rhyme, Enobarbus --
Discounting the Latinate arbus.
(Though a linguistic push
Can make arbus mean "Bush,"
Such coincidence shouldn't perturb us.)

Think you can do it without the slant rhyme? Be my f*cking guest, bitch.