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Wednesday, June 18, 2003

Shower Shoe Fashion: Remember the Cybill Sheperd-inspired Reebok-and-pantsuit power style? This, too, shall pass, and the joke will be on them in a fashion-curve minute. For the time being, have a laugh by making crude and insensitive jokes (quick, before congress makes it a hate crime). Suggested themes: fungus, odor, white trash chic.

What could be better than approaching a woman wearing an expensive suit, giving her a sly smile, looking down at her feet, and purring, "Verrrrrry classy. Let me buy you dinner tonight at a cozy Italian place I know: [this last word in an urgent throaty whisper] Sbarro!"

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