All right, I can understand the Pearl Jam: A Pennsylvania congregation held a Sunday service/bonfire at which church members burned Harry Potter books and other offensive media.

Animated videos such as Pinnochio and Hercules were also among the items thrown in the fire, which also included Pearl Jam and Black Sabbath CDs, and pamphlets from Jehovah's Witnesses.

The congregation's spokesman expressed concern that Harry Potter promotes "sorcery, witchcraft-type things, the paranormal, things that are against God."

How tough a job is Sorcery Promoter?

Thanks to Brooke, who also points out this site. Creepy funny.