FauxPolitik

Monday, June 30, 2003

Top ten things i'd rather do than move ever again:

10. Take a jacuzzi with Michael Moore

9. Watch an Elimidate marathon

8. Cut off Snoop Dogg in traffic

7. Wipe my ass with a rose bush

6. Play golf with Bill Clinton

5. Double date with Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger

4. Lick every manhole cover in NYC

3. Towel boy at a Meatloaf concert

2. Convert the New York Stock Exchange from a decimal based system back to a fraction system with a pencil and paper

1. Pay somene whatever the fuck it costs to move my shit for me

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