Tuesday, June 24, 2003

The Christ Brothers: I think that Roman historical "Christos" was actually a reference to the Greek guy that ran the gyro place on the corner of 14th and Via Appia. The confusion no doubt stems from the fact that he too was crucified, only in his case for false advertising. He claimed his souvlaki was the most tender and moist in the empire, hence his reputation as "King of the Juice."

Thank you, ladies and germs. I'll be here all week.

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