Yup: It was all about social justice when I cut classes, too. Hey, I was demonstrating! (Typically, I was demonstrating what sleep can do for a nasty hangover, but that counts.) This is like seeing headlines (not in the Onion) that say "Administrative Assistants Walk Out on Boring Staff Meeting for Tibetans' Rights" or "Psychopaths Go on Murder Spree to Protest North Pacific Whaling." In a world populated by Dilbert and Dave Barry, how does anyone take this stuff seriously?