Monday, December 16, 2002

9/11 Commission: Hank Kissinger's replacement is former New Jersey Governor Tom Kean. Growing up in Jersey, my only real memories of Kean are of his state boosterism slogan, "Noo Jehsey and Yoo: Pehfik Tugedduh." After putting Kissinger up there (like him or not), Bush brings in Kean with a certain stature gap. Like if Billy Crystal can't host the Oscars, the next name on your list to host is, I dunno, Carrot Top. No slight intended to Mr. Kean.

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