FauxPolitik

Monday, March 22, 2004

Legislating...Pennsylvania style: Can't make it to Harrisburg to vote for legislation? No problem, just have your row-mate press "yea" or "nay" for you. Need to step out of the room for a few hours while votes are cast? No problem, just wedge some paper into the button housing so that it goes off all day voting either "yea"or "nay". Arrive in Harrisburg feeling sick, need to go back home, but still want to vote? Don't worry Honorable Representative. See the wedge of paper trick above (pennies and paper clips also work well).

Oh, and don't forget to pick up your $126 per diem on the way home.

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