Canadian ditch weed: What kind of neo-socialist, beauracratic committee of pin-heads screws up marijuana ? The guy down the hall in my dorm freshman year, with about six bucks in capital, could grow better shit than Canadians with 7.5 supersize. Christ, just give them a "get out of jail free card" and let 'em get it on the streets. And can you imagine anything more terrible than the "chill-out room?"

Props to Eugene.