Things I think I hate this week:

1) Flip-flops anywhere but at a beach (we've already covered this, but this will always be number one);

2) people with "trademark" eyeglasses;

3) sentences containing "J-Lo";

4) anyone who shortens anyone else's name to his/her first initial-first syllable of last name;

5) the word "moist";

6) Dean Koontz novels;

7) people who say "adoo" instead of "adieu"; and

8) Kate Hudson movies.