Thursday, October 16, 2003

Powell in the Sandbox: If the press has any sense of fairness, this will be played as a huge win for Foggy Bottom -- specifically for Colin Powell and John Negroponte:
The United States will get unanimous support for its new resolution on Iraq after Syria decided to join Germany, France and Russia in backing the measure aimed at attracting more troops and money to the war battered-country, a U.N. diplomat said Thursday.
A couple of weeks ago we were gunning for a French abstention, at best. The media, and not incidentally the Democrats, have been howling for better diplomacy, more UN involvement. Well, now that State has shown that it can play nicely with others, how about a pat on the back from the NYT editorial page?

I still don't see what a UN resolution accomplishes, in reality. If nothing else, Bush has retroactively zapped a criticism of his administration's diplomatic policy by showing it can go back to the sandbox and make friends. But it changes little on the ground.

Wednesday, October 15, 2003

A Gentle Reminder: Hypocrisy is when someone abandons or contradicts his or her views in speech or behavior, essentially creating a double standard that exempts, for example, oneself, one's friends or family, one's political allies. A nice, fresh example is Rush Limbaugh: big supporter of the war on drugs; got his yuks bashing Clinton as a pot-smoker. Come to find out he's been popping pills himself -- which, done without a prescription, is as illegal as rolling up a joint in your off-campus pad near G-town.

I don't think that definition is controversial at all, and you probably don't either. But one thing hypocrisy is not is a license for everyone else to abandon or contradict his or her views in speech and behavior. Another fresh example: Jeff Jarvis, who has been taking heaping servings of schadenfreude out of the Limbaugh story (see here, here, here). Whatever: I'm not here to defend Rush in the slightest. He did set himself up on this. But here's the problem: Jarvis says, "I read a lot of people saying that we should be giving Rush sympathy now. Yes, about as much as Rush gave other drug addicts -- even while he was popping thousands of pills." Now, I take it that Jarvis is implying that, yes, an addict -- someone with a sickness, in the therapeutic jargon -- deserves sympathy. But he's also saying that that sympathy is revocable based on the political views, and the consistency thereof, of the addict.

Jarvis has a couple of questions to answer: First, either addiction is a sickness, or it is not. Jeff: Agree or disagree? Second: Addiction is a sickness deserving of our sympathy, like any other suffering. Jeff: Agree or disagree? Third, supposing Rush's sickness was, say, inoperable cancer; supposing further that Rush opposed federal funding for cancer research: it would still be fine to ridicule him and revel in schadenfreude. Jeff: Agree or disagree? (Yeah, it's not an exact parallel, but it's meant to capture the suspension of sympathy based on hypocrisy or disagreement.)

Like I said, I have no brief for Rush, and I'm a big fan of Jarvis. I just think Jeff's dancing is making him look small (even in comparison to Rush, who has -- as Jarvis notes -- offered no sympathy to drug addiction "victims," but who has asked for no sympathy and refused to call himself a victim). Any hypocrisy by Rush is not, as I said, a license for Jeff to abandon his previous position in order to more gratuitously stick his ass in Rush's face during the victory dance. Or, put briefly, the only antidote to hypocrisy is steadfastness, Jeff; thus, if you think addicts deserve sympathy, your only proper response to Rush's situation is to shut up and offer sympathy.

A bit more: I don't want to be the hypocrisy police or the arbiter of the proper response to Limbaugh's predicament. I'm just calling out Jarvis because I think he's not only smarter but more compassionate than he's acting.

Tuesday, October 14, 2003

An old friend: I haven't read Road & Track regularly since I was 18, and maybe picked up 5 issues or so off the rack since then. The days of drooling over Lambos and reading reviews of the Top Five Vehicles You'll Never Be Able To Afford are past, mainly because I have zero interest in the latest Beemer or whatever else they're pushing. But today I was browsing the magazine rack looking for an article suitable for a marketing class discussion and I came across R & T.

Bang! Right there on the cover, Lotus Elise Coming To America. My last memory of Lotus cars is the dealership near my old hometown (was it in Peapack?). Beyond that, it's crank up a tape of For Your Eyes Only and watch Bond destroy two (?) Lotus Esprits. They had fallen on hard times after the death of Colin Chapman, lost their focus and all but disappeared. So sad.

Well, to paraphrase George Costanza, "They're back, baby!" The new Elise has done well in Europe and it's coming to the states. Priced (supposedly) under $40,000, R & T's reviewer calls it "...arguably the most enjoyable car on the planet to drive..." The thing is tiny, smaller than a Miata, so you won't be climbing into the back seat for a cuddle and a grab, but if you've got a yen for a sportster that will make somebody's Boxster look like a Volvo, this is it (assuming you've got $40,000 to play with, of course). Pictures in the mag (sorry the articles not available online) are of the Euro model, but if the U.S. version is similar, it's a true stripped down rocket sled. The interior looks as simple and uncongested as you could want, but A/C is standard, in case you forget to take the top down, as is a Blaupunkt stereo, in case the wind and engine noise (which is billed as "nominal") aren't enough.

I'm still too jaded to sit drooling over pages of exotic toys priced higher than my still in progress graduate degree, but I've got a soft spot for Lotus. It's nice to see them rising out of the ashes. Hope they succeed.

Now if they'll just bring back the F1 team all will be made right.

Dinklage: Glad you mentioned this; I meant to. I remember him first from Middle School. He played "Jud" in "Oklahoma". The Jud character is the best character in the play because he has the most depth and intrigue about him - basically the only dark note in an otherwise syrupy sweet musical. Dinklage, despite his size, had a booming bass/baritone that really carried. My only line referred to Jud, and his apparent murderous intentions: "Tried to stab him with a frog-sticker!" Thank you, thank you.

I then sang with him freshman year at the private-school-that-shall-remain-nameless that I had the foresight to get out of a year before Eno came to his senses. Again, Dinklage was one of the leading singers.

The only movie I actually saw him in was "Living in Oblivion" - a Steve Buscemi-starring indie film which is a hilarious look at a director trying to make his first indie film. Kathleen Keener also stars - and she's hot baby, hot! Dinklage played a funny role which took on directly his size - he plays a dwarf in a dream scene. He storms out mid-scene complaining of why dwarves only seem to get roles in bizarre dream sequences - a clear slap at "Twin Peaks".

Anyway, he's a good actor and a very commanding presence. People of his size will always face the challenge of being cast for a "normal" role, i.e. one that doesn't depend on the character's size for one purpose or another. Good luck, Pete.
Struggling Actor: The Globe had a nice feature this weekend about actor Pete Dinklage, who has generated some buzz from "The Station Agent," an indie flick that caught serious attention at the festivals this year. I went to school with Pete, who was a year ahead of me, and though I didn't know him well, I remember him from the school plays and musicals. He was a fearless actor then, ready to take any part and throw himself into it. From the article, it sounds like not much has changed.

As it happens, Pete is four and a half feet tall.

With the success of "Station Agent," Hollywood has come calling, but it's clear most studio executives aren't sure how to pigeonhole a talented leading man who comes in at under 5 feet. "After Sundance, I was in LA for a few weeks, and everybody wanted to meet me," says Dinklage drily. "Nobody had a project, but they all wanted a 'sit-down' -- heads of movie companies and all that stuff. I guess they just wanted to `catch the buzz' . . . I hope it doesn't slip into, 'OK, I'm writing a movie about teaching tolerance and let's call Pete.' "
Good on him. Maybe sooner or later, they'll just stop making movies that aim at "teaching tolerance."
O'Hypocrite: Bill O'Reilly is tough guy, right? He's not afraid to take on unpopular causes because he knows he's got god and country behind him, yes? He's also a "fair" interviewer, who isn't out to silence his interviewees or push his own agend, right? Right?

So why cry foul and run away from Terry Gross? Apparently, it got too hot in the kitchen for him. He claims that NPR was simply out to get him and he wouldn't stand for it; no, in fact he made a run for it. I find it amusing that when the role was reversed, he couldn't stay and argue his points. He claims to be so verbally versatile and smarter than most, yet when NPR's attack dog, Terry Gross (!) starts asking him questions, he is suddenly left with no recourse but to skedaddle.

I think this should be bigger news than anything Rush has done to date, yet it's getting soft-pedaled. Why? Must be the media who wants a white conservative pundit to do well.
You call that a diary?: Many people keep diaries/journals to record their thoughts and note significant events in their lives as well as in the world around them. The memoir is an edited diary where the "author" will compile those entries which are usually the most flattering and/or interesting, and then fill in the gaps and add context to the events. A memoir may be more artistically interesting, and certainly it allows the writer to explain the whys and whatfors, but in terms of history, nothing beats the diary in its pure form.

Comes now Samuel Pepys and his diary from the 17th century. Pepys was basically (and I'm grossly generalizing for effect) a bureaucrat; he was a secretary to a government official for much of his career. However, he also had far-ranging interests from music to government affairs to women. His diary marks some of the most interesting events in English history at that time; from changes in the Cromwell government to the re-emergence of the plague. The website linked above gives us a unique perspective on his diary. Beginning in January of this year, it has published the correspondending day (January 1, 1660 equals January 1, 2003). Most important is that Pepys is unflinching in his writing. He talks of his illnesses as well as his dalliances with women. The man could also drink. But, he is not without insight to the thoughts and ideas of the time. You could do worse than follow along each day with Samuel.
Space Programs: Stephen Green has a worthwhile post today on the Chicoms' space program secrecy -- they won't broadcast their big launch -- and about the effects of public failure on totalitarian regimes. I've been thinking about this very subject while reading William Langwiesche's account of the Columbia Accident Investigation Board and it's report on the demise of the shuttle. (It's a pull-no-punches article, unafraid to call out a bureaucrat; sadly, it's not online yet.)

Even after what happened to Challenger, shuttle launches are still fed live -- even if none of the networks picks up the feed. Even after what happened to Columbia, shuttle landings will not be censored, secretive events. Looking at Langweische's article, and its summary of the CAIB report, it's obvious that NASA's getting a black eye over this. And you, free citizen of America, can read about it for free. You're not pestering some apparatchik; you're probably not even all that interested. But your government is publishing a report to tell you how one of its agercies f*cked up, then pubishing it on the web for you to inspect -- and, incidentally, for the Chicoms to download if they choose.

Even though the core of the story, the need for an accident report, is tragedy, it offers a certain refreshment; it hoses a bit of the mud off my civic cynicism.

Monday, October 13, 2003

Just another routine news day: Let's see today's news. Formerly conjoined twins doing nicely - mmm, good for them. Wish them well; Game 4 of ALCS re-scheduled for tonight - let's hope those chaps have had a chance to settle down and play the game the way it's supposed to be played; Monkeys use mind control to operate robot arm - heh, those crazy chimps; More deaths in Iraq - boy I hope that President Bush...MONKEYS USE MIND CONTROL TO OPERATE ROBOT ARM!!?? What the? Shouldn't we have some National Guard call-up? No one is just the slightest bit worried about this? Oh, and "Planet of the Apes" was just some crazy story by some wacko French guy, right? Well, this homo sapiens won't be caught napping, I can assure you.

I'm digging my moat to surround my bunker now, fellas. We know they can't swim. I'm also arming myself with the latest in weaponry, because we all know that the militant gorillas can only use WWII-era bolt-action rifles. Okay, a few had "grease gun" type machine guns, but those always jam. Next, I'm getting Marky Mark to haul his ass over to my place and draw up some sort of battle plan. Jumping jiminy! But, mind control? Now they can operate cyborgs to attack me without fear of themselves being attacked. This will require Linda Hamilton as well. Lucky for me I've been stalking her since her career stalled, I mean she took more time to focus on her family.

I have limited room in the bunker so you better sign up now. And bring large cut-outs of circa-1969 images of Charlon Heston with you.
I Want Your Sex: Much like with the singer of this song, the sexy image can usually do a pretty good job of masking the not-so appealing reality underneath. I mean, I will occasionally take a look at some old Clinton picture, and still be shocked at how good looking he really was. Chubby, inflamed nose, baggy eyes, but the guy had "it", hands down. I think that had to translate with male voters as well. Of course, when you're dealing with someone who exudes sex, you can bet that he's exuding it on not just you, but everyone else (and their new blue GAP dresses).

But as you note, we usually only want sexy presidents after the un-charming one has bored us silly for four years - or maybe it's vice-versa. In the "modern era" - meaning televised debates/press conferences - you can probably successfully defend a thesis that the sexy presidents have a better chance at re-election, while the staid/folksy guys are doomed to one term, because we use them only for a quick four-year respite before heading back to Hef's Mansion. Ford doesn't really count given the way in which he was shoved into the job initially. Nixon maybe wasn't sexy, but again, by comparison he was (no offense to any of those who had it bad for McGovern - *shudder*). Of course, sexy also means shifty, glib, and able to lie with an absolutely straight face (Nixon: "I am not a crook!"; Reagan: "Iran-Contrawhat?"; Clinton: well, I only have so much space). This is the bad that goes along with the "good" of being tele-friendly and easier to relate to, and paradoxically, trust.

I mean, the boring guys are most always the much more honest (even with W, I doubt many think he's the one lying to us- heheh), but we either don't believe them or we don't pay attention because they don't have the passion to convince us to go along with them. It's a cruel reality that lying makes you a better politician. It's also no accident that entertainers make good politicians. G. Davis was/is a good-looking guy, but again, it's relative. He's going against Arnold Freaking Scharzenegger here. And Bustamente? Oh god. Once he crawled out from under the moss-covered rock that is the Lieutenant Governorship to stand up in the light of flash bulbs he was doomed.

Dean has that sexiness but in the creepy way some people fall in love with televangelists. It's not so much that women want to jump him, but rather that he can pack revival tents full of acolytes who want to give him their money. And that's what it's really all about: Money. And isn't that the ultimate aphrodisiac?
Sex Appeal: I've been pondering the sex factor in presidential politics and presidential history. Some of it is, obviously, old hat -- like Kennedy looking better than Nixon on TV. But looking just at presidents we've had in my (aware) lifetime, the sexiest candidate wins. Reagan, the former movie star, made Carter look pretty milquetoasty; he made Mondale look like an old hen, a scold. Bush the Elder looked sexy, but only compared to someone like Dukakis. Clinton came along and proved that it was pretty easy to outsex the old man, even if we all later pined for the gentle, honorable George when Clinton stood us up at the prom to hit the back seat with a waitress from Waffle House. Then, when Clinton went up against Dole, we all thought the walking libido, however caddish, was preferable to the guy who took his reputation for stiffness to the bank with Pfizer. The came 2000, pitting a shallow but comfortably self-deprecating party-boy against a lecturing drone who epitomized all the redundancy, banality, and inconsequence of the vice-presidency. Tough call, wasn't it?

Anyhow, looking at the A-list Democrats lining up for 2004, who has the juice to run against Bush the Younger? Not Gephardt, sad as it is that he's obviously wanted the job for as long as I can remember. But he's about as sexy as a kiss from a nun. John Edwards may be handsome, but it's a pretty-boy kind of handsome. You'd never call him "rugged." Kerry? Liberman? A couple of effete Northeasterners, one of them a goy, the other not. Sounds like a sitcom. Lieberman may be hawkish, but I can't imagine either of them striking fear into the hearts of al Qaeda.

I have to admit, based on the theory of sex appeal, Howard Dean is the Dems best bet: the rolled-up-sleeves swagger, the non-focus-grouped gesticulation (including pointing -- remember how Clinton's handlers turned that into a limp, bent-fingered, point-with-the-knuckle gesture?). Wes Clark is still a bit of a cipher here, but his handlers seem to be castrating him, too, as Tim Blair has noted in Clark's cries for help from "Mary."

I'm starting to take Dean more seriously. And despite what they may claim, I don't think the GOP is.

A Mighty Wind This Way Blows: I haven't seen it yet. As you can relate, I just don't get out much any more for movie purposes. I spent this weekend doing my domestic best: cleaned up the yard, bought and used a new gas grill (Mrs. Razor vetoed my request for a industrial-grade smoker so I could enter Barbeque contests - in Georgia); finished painting and assembling our kitchen table and chairs; made Hungarian goulash; went shopping for new bed for eldest child; even watched football.

We did get to watch "Down With Love" (guess who picked it out) which was an Ewan McGregor/Renee Zelweiger romantic comedy. The story was blah, but what I loved was the setting - sort of a technicolor version of the early 1960s. The furniture, the outfits, the jargon - all wonderful to watch and matches perfectly how my imagination is very sure the white, elite, East Coast world must have been back then (drinks with lunch [Eno: Right. Only in the 60s]; middle managers going by "J.P." or "C.J."; shameless flirting and bedding of sexy stewardesses; intercoms to secretaries sitting at desks without computers; and on it goes).

Back to "Mighty Wind" - I will, of course, still see it, and most likely enjoy it immensely, but I'd heard that it was the weakest of his movies, even though the subject matter would seem prime for real bust-out laughter (if you can't make fun of earnest Hippie folk singing - you need to give it up). I'll report back.
Credit Card Number: Please, Eno, just how gullible do you think I am??
This Shall Not Stand: I have to tell you, I came into work this morning looking for a holiday. It's Columbus Day, after all, a celebration of right-wing values -- such as killing aborigines and stealing, in lavish wampum-for-that-slice-of-land swaps, natural resources the natives didn't know the value of. Most of the staff is off today, and those of us "working" (I assumed the quotes to be accurate at 7:00 a.m.) had planned a potluck feast of Italian goodies, in honor of ol' Cristoforo.

Please explain how this turned into the busiest day in weeks. I just dashed into the lunchroom, rolled some salami and cheese into a piece of bread, and decided to type this while I chew.

Ulp. Gotta run. Oh, the anger . . .

More: An example of the oppression, perhaps? How about this. Today's first cigarette didn't hit my lips until nearly half past noon. For shame, to be falling behind on one's blogging and one's smoking.

Fox News' saving grace has always been Tony Snow. There's no doubt he's a Republican (he was a frequent guest host for Rush Limbaugh, after all), but he's not an apologist for anybody and he has a humility greatly lacked by just about everyone else on the network (Sean Hannity, your hairdresser is on line one). So I enjoy it when Tony goes head to head with partisan Democrats, because you can be pretty certain he won't embarass you. This weekend he took on Jay Rockefeller on the issue of WMD's, and Jay, you got a lot of 'splaining' to do. I'm lazy (and I've got a mid-term this evening) so read Matthew Hoy's wrapup of the show.

Hoy's permalink is misdirected, so if he's updated since, scroll down to Hooray for Tony Snow.

Movie time: I missed A Mighty Wind in the theater, so I was excited to rent the DVD this weekend. It got all the rave reviews expected, including a thumbs up from Lileks, so my expectations were pretty high. I wish I could now say, "but not too high for Christopher Guest and his merry troop actors and musicians." But I can't quite do it.

Don't get me wrong, though, the movie is really quite enjoyable. Great story, that's ripe for Guest's satire, and great music, all played live by the actors themselves. I laughed out loud several times during the movie, so I couldn't have been too disappointed. So what was wrong?

Well, thanks to the DVD and it's ability to hold tons of data, we're now blessed (cursed) with all the outtakes. That can be lots of fun (who wouldn't want to see the outtakes from Spinal Tap), but sometimes it just lets you see what could have been. That was the case with Wind. I never quite felt like I knew or really cared about many of the characters in the show. There's plenty of backstory available, but not enough interaction between the characters to really understand them. The duo of "Mitch and Mickey," well played by Eugene Levy and Catherine O'Hara, gets very little screentime together. Their final performance together is great, but I wanted to see them work together a little more. The extra footage available would have done that.

Guest made another very funny movie, worth watching, for certain. But it wasn't as rioutously funny as Spinal Tap, and not as endearing as Best in Show, or even the campy Waiting for Guffman. Fortunately, Guest's worst effort is still more fun than most people's best.

Funny: Didn't have to give your checking account number?
I'm a winner!: I swear to god I'm not making this up. I just won, for like the fifth time this morning, an internet quiz! I was tooling along on Yahoo, checking one of my fantasy football teams (curse you Rich Gannon!) and this window popped up asking me if I could tell which of the three women in the window was Courtney Cox. Well, being an avid "Friends" watcher, I of course knew the sultry, yet comical, brunette all too well, and I clicked on the box right underneath her face. Well, wouldn't you know it? I just won a trip to Aruba! Well, to be clear, I just won an entry into a raffle, but seeing how the more times you enter, the better chance you have of winning, I went out and found four more of these quizzes, and aced every one! All I had to do was register with my name, address, phone number and social security number, and bam! I'm eligible for the grand prize drawing and may already be a winner!

I really didn't expect this kind of success, as I don't usually do too well in the PowerBall drawings (although I once was only three numbers from the jackpot!) and people always say you're bound to lose more than you win. Well, to all those naysayers, I can point to myself as living proof that if you just keep plugging away, good things can happen to you! All of our readers should give it a shot. I'm not saying you'll do as well as I did (this had to be a fluke), but you never know. As they say: "You can't win if you don't play!"

Friday, October 10, 2003

Wes's Fortuitous Timing: Lucky for Wes that he got in when he did. I agree that he seems to be mounting a steep learning curve, but he's doing it during the pennant race. Nobody's watching the primary race.
Wes Clark: Prison bitch. Welcome to the Democratic presidential primary race. It'll only hurt for a minute. The apparent theme of last night's debate:
But nothing Clark said could buy him peace. The audience laughed when a clearly delighted Lieberman said to him, "The first thing I want to say, Wes Clark, welcome to the Democratic presidential campaign." Then Lieberman made clear: "Look, none of us are above questioning."
Heh heh.
Radley's Music Corner: Radley's pick from the classics bin today is John Hiatt's Walk On, which is a dandy listen, if not necessarily my favorite. (I'm inclined toward the Sonny Landreth-fueled Slow Turning.)

Anyhow, Walk On puts me in mind of a John Hiatt story from several years ago -- something to do with his sensitivity as an artist, his ease with a crowd, and a moment of palpable feeling. I was watching Hiatt play in Boston, at a pretty small club (one of the benefits of Hiatt fanaticism: just him and a guitar, in a small club, with me watching from 15 feet away), and he started into "Dust Down a Country Road," from Walk On. The song's refrain uses the image of an old dog staring down the road as a stand-in for the singer's own haunting past. The symbolism culminates in the last verse:

If I had a bullet I'd put it in this gun
And I'd catch that old dog napping
And I'd shoot him before he runs
Cause he ain't much good for nothin'
Except staring at the dust
Lord I wonder what he's looking at
Sneaking up on us
Hearing Hiatt sing about shooting the old dog, I sensed a change in the audience, like a silent alarm had sounded. It was the strangest feeling, but it was as though I could feel the audience misreading his words, taking him literally.

Naturally, I dismissed the feeling -- not being particularly spiritual, and certainly not in a Jungian direction -- until the end of the song. Hiatt finished singing, began pensively tuning his guitar, and then leaned toward the microphone and said (paraphrasing here):

"My youngest daughter hates that part, too. She wonders: 'Why do you want to shoot the dog in that song?' I tell her, "Sweetheart, it's a metaphor.' But it still upsets her."
And then he was off into his next song.

I don't know what the hell it meant. It could be just coincidence. I've seen him plenty of times, and he never, before or since, has used that aside. Maybe I picked up on something, however fleeting, that an artist like Hiatt tunes in at every performance.

Kill Bill: Jon Last, over at the Weekly Standard, gives "Kill Bill" a good going over. He seems more repulsed by the hollowness of Tarantino's work than anything else:
Most of the wit and intelligence in pop entertainments these days comes from spotting the homages, catching the references. It's true in movies and television. It's true of music, where songs with long strings of cultural references . . . often become hits. And it is becoming true in writing. What started with Brett Easton Ellis's "Glamorama" has spread to the best-seller list and is now especially evident in online writing. Reference and homage is the sly way to be funny and signal to readers that they're part of the in group while at the same time flattering them by suggesting the joke is probably flying over other people's heads. Instead of writing something funny, writers drop in a "Simpsons" reference or make a knowing wink about Star Trek. Homage is the new humor, the new sophistication.
I think he's got a point, but I'd take that point elsewhere. Homage, almost always forthrightly ironic today, is as much about emptiness as it is about inspiration. It's the cultural equivalent of speaking in cliche; it's easier to press stock phrases into your service than it is to create a original and communicative phrase. This isn't so much the sign of a lack of creativity, as some would suggest; Tarantino is nothing if not creative. Rather, it has to do, I think, with the immediacy that cultural pointing offers. Tarantino's films are quick, snappy affairs: the action is continuous, and the dialogue has the machine-gun feel of Cary Grant and Rosalind Russell in "His Girl Friday" -- were they possessed of a sailor's perversely phatic use of profanity. (Herman Wouk, in The Caine Mutiny, writes that his story of life in the Navy reflects his experience -- except for the language. He took out the profanity, he says, because a man at sea becomes used to speaking it habitually, without meaning. Tarantino leaves it in -- for exactly the same reason.) Because of that pace, it's more suited to Tarantino's purpose to pause and, briefly, point, rather than get bogged down in the kind of dialogue that advances the plot.

It's odd that Last says

The plot and exposition in "Kill Bill" is sketched in such short, hurried strokes that audiences who haven't seen the trailer might not entirely understand what they're seeing. This isn't necessarily a bad thing, but it is different.
But isn't that true of "Pulp Fiction," too? We're never given the whole story; action picks up in the middle of things, ends abruptly, leaps back and forth in time. It's almost by accident that the same characters reappear; it could be others, you think, without being detrimental to the film. But it's the same ones for a reason, and a reason we are not given explicitly.

I agree with Last that these movies will not live as classics; they're too conscious of their own context, too stylized. They'll probably fade into the kind of cultyness that Tarantino's inspirations have. And some kid, thirty years from now, is going to discover "Reservoir Dogs" or "Pulp Fiction" the way Tarantino found kung fu flicks and spaghetti westerns, and that kid will go on to make some very interesting movies.

Thursday, October 09, 2003

Kobe: Well, we now know what it is exactly that Kobe is supposed to have done to this girl out in Colorado. And, it ain't pretty. When Kobe broke his silence some time ago in a touching press conference, with his wife by his side (her new $4MM purple diamond in full shimmer) he admitted to extra-marital sex, but insisted that it was completely consensual.

The scuttlebut had been that they were getting it on when he either turned violent or got kinky, at which point she blanched. Now we see that she went up there willingly, after having already shown him her tattoo on her back (a la Monica with her thong), but refused to hop in the hot tub (it being, presumably, "too hot"!). Then kissing and pawing ensues, but she wants to leave. At that point, he gets frustrated and rapes here over a chair (the romantic guy that he is). This poses some problems for them both. For her, she admits to being sexual with him, and allowing and perhaps initiating contact. But, it's certainly her prerogative to get nervous or simply want to back off. From his stand point, it's easier to blast her because there was a degree of consent involved, but when she tries to leave, he gets angry and then takes her by force, all the while reminding her not to tell anyone. Plus, the medical examiner says the physical evidence supports assault.

On the whole, I think this is bad for him, if not as bad as it could have been (no consensual touching), and there may be some mitigation. However, it's a callous jury indeed who will not believe anything she says, especially if the defense can't destroy her character with prior medical/psychiatric records and the like. The defense now has to go on the offensive. It will be ugly. And, apparently, we will all be watching like vultures.
Isn't it like i-Tunes?: The media (no, not that media, Rush) is buzzing about the anticipated return of Napster. Yes, that Napster, but now in 2.0 format. "2.0" not meaning that it's better of course, only that it's no longer free. It doesn't take someone of Eno's cynicsm for your first question to be: "Why?" Why, indeed. Clearly, the file-sharing cat is not only out of the bag, but it's up a tree. You're either still playing fast-and-loose in what can only be deemed a losing ploy for attention (i.e. Kazaa, LimeWire) or you're getting in bed with the big boys and it's time to pony up the loot (i.e. i-Tunes or MusicNet).

Since Napster is decidedly now on the side of the white hats, the question becomes if not "why" (we can assume to make Roxio lots of money), but "how?" The other players have head-starts and that little thing called stability. Here's how stable Roxio is:
Roxio has little hope in transforming the service into a major cash generator, says Justin Cable, an analyst with the research firm B. Riley, citing the company’s recent fumbles with its software, slim margins in the music-sales business, and competitive pressure on pricing in a field where new pay-to-play services are announced seemingly monthly. Mr. Cable says he doubts Roxio has the staying power to see the new Napster through to maturity. “We have seen Roxio achieve the largest market share in CD-burning software a couple of years ago, and then lose it,” he says.

*AND*

At the end of its June quarter, Roxio’s quarterly revenue was down 25 percent sequentially to $24.2 million, as royalty payments from PC manufacturers that bundle their machines with Roxio’s CD-burning software also fell.
Meaning, another innovative company that is eclipsed by those who do the same thing better. Sure, it has the Napster name, and no one can take that away from them, but really, why would you?

My guess is that you'll see a huge amount of buzz, with an initial onslaught of subscribers, but unless Napster can merge its legendary ease of use with competitive pricing AND a good catalogue (which it seems to have), we may be faced with Napster 3.0 in about 2 years - this time as a porn site.

Will Bill be Killed?: This weekend we see the opening of "Kill Bill" the latest (in quite a while) from Tarantino. This was the movie he's had in the back of his head ever since he was probably 10 years old and saw Bruce Lee's "Game of Death" for the first time (as an aside, that movie, as many know, was really only about 30% completed before Lee died. But, because his name was a license to print money in the 70s, Golden Harvest Films finished it up with incredibly lame body doubles, and even cardboard cut-outs of Lee's face! They even stooped so low as to put footage from his actual funeral in the movie.). This is also supposedly the movie that couldn't be made with out Uma, who was pregnant when the project was ready for filming, but Miramax let Q.T. wait her out until she was ready.
We all know that since Pulp Fiction, Mr. Tarantino has had a very hit-and-miss career. Jackie Brown was probably the next best film, even though it didn't capture the imagination like P.F. did. Anyway, everyone associated with the film assures us, this is the film. This is the film that he's been dying to make, and that he couldn't make until the time was right. Verdcit? Here's two sources. First, the venerable Harry Knowles. Second, a friend of mine who got an advance screening pass. He said that it was excellent from start to finish. Incredibly bloody, but excellent (not that the two are mutually exclusive for us all, heh). I'm going to see it in about a week, and will report back here, but from the buzz, this looks like the movie with "Bad Motherfucker" written on it.
Feeling Blue: A couple of weeks ago, with some visitors in town for the weekend, we ran out of beer on a Sunday. Of course, in Massachusetts, you can't really buy beer, wine, or liquor (hereinafter, booze) on a Sunday. There are ticky-tacky exemptions, but suffice to say that my drive to an exempt store would be about the same as my drive to a neighboring state. As it turned out, our guests were happy to drink something else. Now comes word that the state assembly, which is perpetually considering the idea dropping the ban, has upheld it once more, and by a pretty wide margin -- 81-63 -- in a state house dominated by Democrats. Can you blame me if I'm starting to believe the Democrats are no longer of any use whatsoever?
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More Like "Big Nanny": Lest anyone reading your post think this site is always well thought out and rational, I thought I'd lend a rant. First off, Dean's proposal goes along with my thesis: "Liberals - Nice but Inept; Conservatives - Mean but Efficient". Dean no doubt has the most wonderful ideals in his heart for helping overwhelmed moms keep their kids healthy and safe. In his mind, the monetary cost is justified by the savings in social costs, and one could extrapolate, health costs.

I'll tell you, my bigger concern is not so much the costs, but the possible further trampling of the 4th Amendment - which you address. I guess I really wonder about how far the "concern for children" can be taken. What if the friendly government-funded nanny happens to see a bong laying around the coffee table? Or maybe you keep a gun cabinet? Or what if you have two or three large, white Siberian tigers...hmm, well okay, maybe my examples have run out.

Still, the question remains once you "invite" this person into your house, what powers and/or obligations does she have that go beyond her "official" roles? If she hates guns, can she all of the sudden decalre your house unsafe? Does the Gestapo come barging in later with an arrest warrant to search for controlled substances? There's no clear guidelines to this and simply waving it away by saying that it only will help to serve stop the most "severe neglect" does little to assuage me. I dunno, something about this smells funny - and it's not the diapers.
Door's Always Open: A warm welcome to those linking from the Agitator. Have a look around while I run into the kitchen and mix us some drinks.
City Hall Always Did Have a Problem with Bugs: [Sorry for the absence - a lot of court, a lot of meetings - enjoyed reading your postings nonetheless] So, the Philly police discover a listening device up in the recessed ceiling of Mayor Street's office.

When it was first found, there was immediate and rampant suspicion that it belonged to Sam Katz, Street's Republican opponent in the upcoming mayoral election - which promises to be the tightest race in recent memory and Katz only lost to Street last time by something like 13,000 votes. Their campaigns have been unusually hectic and even violent at times, and this was considered some more "dirty pool". Then, lo and behold, the Feds peer up from their normal deep cover and quickly say that the bug has nothing to do with Katz. They then sink back down.

So, then Street and his buddy Rendell start freaking out that if the Feds don't clear this up post haste, everyone is going to think Street is a crook (right, NOW they'll start thinking that). So, the Feds pop back up and cryptically say that Street's not a "target", but the administration is under investigation for corruption, then back down the Feds sink. But they have been rushing to collect evidence before it can disappear now that the jig is up. As the Inquirer article mentions, "target" is only used when you're about to be arrested; it doesn't mean he's not being listened to or that he'll never be indicted.

This is wonderful free entertainment, I'll tell you. The real issues relate to Street's wide-ranging patronage, that exceeds even this City's limits. John's brother gets a $1MM airport consulting deal, even though his bro, Milton, has no experience in the area. There's talk of parking tickets getting squashed, and even Islamic imans getting sweetheart deals - not exactly a popular notion right now.

Street is feeling the heat, and the word on the "street" is that enough moderate (Read: white) democrats are going to shift to Katz to get this City out of the economic doldrums. Of course if Rendell were back, we'd have his wide butt in the Mayor's seat so fast you'd think he never left. Basically, what you saw in California, you're going to see here on a smaller scale.

"Philly: the city that loves you back."
Just Paranoia? The FBI is apparently bugging Philly mayor John Street's office, though it won't say why. Street thinks he knows:
Street suggested the bugging was instigated by the Bush administration Justice Department for political reasons. "Do we believe that the Republican Party, both at the federal level and state level, is pulling out every stop to get Pennsylvania in 2004? Absolutely," Street said. "Is the Republican Party capable of dirty tricks? I think that is well documented."
Even paranoiacs have real enemies. My instinct says Street is grandstanding -- that's what he does well -- but stranger things have happened. Anything from your sources, Razor?
Vodkapundit, Distracted: Stephen Green is back, as you've probably noticed, but his mind seems to be elsewhere:
Sometimes, reading Tom Friedman is like being in the back seat of a car with a hot cheerleader who tells you no after her panties have been off a good five minutes.
I don't think we're going to get very far on this very important topic if Steve keeps making distracting comments about Mideast politics.

Wednesday, October 08, 2003

Big Sister is Watching: TNR's Jon Cohn is excited by Howard Dean's "Success by Six" plan, a big-government disaster waiting to happen:
The first step in this initiative would be to establish a national program for "Welcome Baby" visits. Under the program, local communities would offer new parents home visits by professional child experts. (It could be anybody from a registered nurse to a volunteer from the United Way; local officials implementing the program would decide.) These experts would bring along literature on things like child safety and nutrition, then offer to put parents in touch with local government and non-profit agencies in case they need some sort of assistance. Lest anybody think this sounds like Big Brother run amok, the program would be strictly voluntary in every sense: Each city (or county) could decide for itself whether to join the program--the feds would simply offer financing--and each parent could decide for his or herself whether to accept the visit.
No it's not Big Brother; more like Big Sister, or Big Auntie. Let's look at some of those elements. First of all, it's a door-to-door sales plan for social programs ("Did you know you qualify for foodstamps?" the nice lady asked), a convenient foot in the door. Second, the "voluntary" part doesn't pass the smell test. Local officials would decide who delivers the services? Maybe for now; wait until one state outperforms another. At some point, a mandate will be issued to accompany such a program. Do you doubt it? Even unofficially, a mandate already exists: Each case worker, hawking voluntary participation, will probably be deputized as a social services reporter -- someone required to report anything suspicious in your house. In the past, such reports have used everything from child abuse (even spanking) to general tidiness to open the door to mandated DSS visits. Surprise! In the very next paragraph, Cohn admits that these things are the real point of the plan anyway:
The biggest advantage of this program is that it offers a chance for early intervention in those rare cases of severe neglect or abuse. (That alone should justify the program's relatively tiny budget, just $200 million a year.) It's also a great opportunity to make sure children eligible for public assistance--like, for example, subsidized health insurance--actually receive it.
That's a lot of money to go out hunting "rare" cases of neglect and abuse. Remember, too, that this year's $200 million "voluntary" program is next year's $2 billion program . . . or unfunded mandate. Cohn says so himself:
One New England state [Surprise again! It's Howie's Vermont!] implemented a very similar program back in the early 1990s. Today, 90 percent of all new mothers in the state opt for the visits.
Hmmm. Did that $200 million price tag account for a 90% participation rate? What do you think?

Then comes the speech to disguise the white-man's burden issue: it's not just for at-risk families!

But it's not just poor or abused kids who benefit from these visits. Parents from all backgrounds can attest to the overwhelming sense of confusion and insecurity when a new baby arrives, particularly if it's a first child: Am I feeding my baby the right foods? Is this sound normal? And so on. Welcome Baby visits are like pediatric house calls.
You know, I had a lot of those questions when my son was young, too. I asked my mother. I asked friends. I read books about it. (And I asked the pediatrician -- sans house call, by the way.) I have questions about pet care, too. Should taxpayers foot the bill for an early intervention program so I know about 2-in-1 collars? In other words, the fact that one has questions is not, in itself, an argument for the government being the answer desk. And, really, most people don't require social service visits for questions like "Am I feeding my baby the right foods?" and "Is this sound normal?"

Cohn's argument hits all the right notes for a third-way, quasi-socialistic (i.e., boasting voluntary participation and a suprisingly low claimed cost) initiative. The tune is still ugly, though.

The Crowd: National Journal's James Barnes has a good summary of the 2004 Democratic players. It's a week old, so it doesn't take into account Graham's withdrawal, though that obviously will cause only minor shifts. One outcome he mulls is a contentious convention next year, with no breakaway delegate leader and an very independent-minded Dean entering the convention week as the big, swinging dick:
He doesn't need the party's regular donors to keep his campaign running. Even without a majority of the delegates, Dean would still have leverage. "If Dean doesn't get the nomination, the party will have to make its peace with Dean," said an influential Democratic lawyer. "He is the validator of whether or not the party is the right place for his voters."
Dean has made waves by implying that either he can't or won't necessarily swing his supporters to the eventual nominee -- if it's not him. This is mostly an empty threat; where will Dean go, if not along with the nominee? If it's subtle angling for the VP slot, I think quite a few Deaniacs might lose their enthusiasm on election day, and not vote for a co-opted Whoever/Dean ticket. But if the convention is fractured by several delegate-carrying possibilities and no clear nominee, and if Dean can show his clout by bringing out the grass roots machinery in the primaries, even a delegate deficit doesn't kill him, though the DLC center of the party will consider him the last resort until the bitter end.

The real gooser is that the party is aware that the earlier a nominee emerges, the more time is left to move to the center, make peace, and tear into Bush. If that's the thinking behind Wes Clark, Lieberman has no chance without some early delegate counts. In addition, if that's the thinking behind the Clark push, so far there's no traction for Clark to become a clear leader.

Interesting days ahead.

Postmortem Roundup: Bill Whalen makes it clear that Gray Davis didn't take the recall seriously enough, early enough. In retrospect, I think those pundits were right who said the candidacy of Bustamante was the nail in Davis's coffin. Even through the "No on Recall, Yes on Bustamante" smokescreen, Democrats could see that the Lt. Governor thought Davis was close enough to toast for a push from below.

Radley thinks that conservatives got shafted:

California's conservatives are completely fucking clueless. For about a decade now, they've been sacking moderate Republicans who could actually win in the primaries in favor of wing nuts who then get trounced in the general election. Along comes the only feasible scenario in which they could put one of their own into office, and the state Republican party lines up behind the squishy movie actor, all starry-eyed like.
I think Radley underestimates the unpopularity of social conservatism in California. The fag-bashing GOP old guard liked to think McClintock had a shot -- he didn't. Besides, a popular social liberal/fiscal moderate has at least a chance of peeling off some support from the Democrat-controlled legislature. McClintock would have been blackballed for being socially to the right of Gary Bauer, not to mention most Californians. If anything, this signals the end of the dominance of the GOP in California by old, white puritans, if only because the GOP needed a check in the "Win" column.

David Broder offers a dreadfully jejune scoop of vanilla this morning. Those East Coast deadlines are a bitch, David.

Pejman gets off the best line:

One bizarre sight was seeing Arnold's victory party, a party peopled with oodles and oodles of . . . Kennedys. Well, Shrivers to be exact, but you get the point. And they were cheering Arnold on as strongly as any Republican would. I guess it really is true what they say--the Kennedys think of themselves as their own political party.
No, wait . . . Jeff Taylor has a take on the same scene, every bit as good:
As I sat bleary-eyed at 1:41 AM EST listening to an impossibly broad-chested man declare he was an "out-sidah," I couldn't help but notice that arrayed behind him, with their fulsome smiles and die-cast cheekbones, was a entire wing of an American political dynasty.
And Easterbrook dismisses the "sweeping change" and "seismic shift" punditry; nothing new here, he says:
". . . political commentators have a self-interest in saying this, because it makes political commentary more important . . . [Arnold] represents only what he is: a popular guy who won a gimmicky event at a time voters were ticked off. Remember how recently Jesse Ventura was supposed to totally, utterly transform state politics?
On that note: Congratulations, California. You got yourself a new governor, and you're welcome to him.
97% Reporting: With most precincts reporting in, Gary Coleman appears to be stymied at 12,320 votes, or less than 1%. For somebody who admitted his candidacy was a joke to begin with, running in 8th place isn't a bad showing, though. He beat last year's GOP candidate, Bill Simon; Mary Carey, despite Flyer's best efforts; and Georgy, the chick who got a ton of free publicity because of the thong deal. Not bad, Gary.
The New Mary Jane: Do you know what I have to go through when some new band makes it big and everyone tells me I just have to hear them? It means tuning in the local mixed bag/roots/world/no depression station, the station I usually surf past at light speed, since I can tell from one note whether they're playing John Hiatt. Every college town has one of these quasi-rock stations (except Boston, inexplicably) where they like country music, as long as it's played by 19-year-olds from Brooklyn; where they play goofy world music looking for the latest "L'amour C'est Plus Fort que Nous," except not from France because the French smoke cigarettes and are (ostensibly) a developed country, and exploitation is the new sophistication; where the weekend blues show is run by the same jock who does it commercial free at the University station on weeknights and who thinks that dissing Chicago blues after Sippie Wallace left town makes him "authentic."

In other words, if I want to hear this new Fountains of Wayne LP that everyone is talking about, I have to sit through the crap. (Whaddya know? If you listen for a few hours, you'll hear the -- I presume -- single more times than you care to.)

Okay, so the tracks are supposedly eclectic, and I've only heard the one track, so I'm judging quickly; but if "Hung Up on You" is representative, I'm disappointed. The sound is like Dwight Yoakam's . . . cover band from Utica; the melody is catchy but threadbare -- think Asylum Street Spankers' "Sad Bomber" done with a straighter face. You get hints that the song may be a send-up (like the cheap "hung up" wordplay), but country music is notoriously hard to nudge in the ribs; even some of the wackier stuff on Ween's Golden Country Greats is hard to knock away as parody -- if you don't listen to the lyrics.

Anyhoo, I'm notoriously cheap, so Interstate Managers is not getting my $12 at this time. Razor, I know you're much more hep than I'll ever be, so I'm counting on you to correct me if I'm being too hasty.

Tuesday, October 07, 2003

Recall Posting: California blogger and radio talker Hugh Hewitt has seen an uptick in visibility during the recall. His commentary has been good at the Weekly Standard, although his biases are wholly undisguised. (He's pro-Arnold. Kind of shocking to hear from a California Republican who wants to win, eh?)

Speaking of biases, note this entry in Hugh's recall blog:

Shock jock? Yes, that's how NPR referred to me this morning in an account of Arnold's campaign trip yesterday: "AM radio shock jock Hugh Hewitt quickly prompted the crowd to see what they thought about the Los Angeles Times."
Have you heard Hewitt's show? He's not Howard Stern, that's for sure. He has guests on his show like WaPo's Howard Kurtz, TNR's Peter Beinart, TPM's Josh Marshall. I've said before, and I'll repeat, 90% of left-wing media bias is ignorance, coupled with an astoundingly low tolerance for differing opinion -- hence, not only did nobody from NPR listen to Hugh Hewitt before pronouncing him a "shock jock," I'd wager nobody even thought to.
Out of the Matrix: Richard Rorty had an article in the Sunday Globe "Ideas" section on philosopher Donald Davidson, who died last month. Davidson extended the ideas of Ludwig Wittgenstein on the questions like "What is real?" and "Can language describe it?"
Descartes's conception of the mind as a private inner space, and his treatment of concepts as mental entities that somehow precede language, rather than as uses of words, have done a lot for science fiction. But they have done nothing for serious thought. Wittgenstein and Davidson thought it was time for philosophers to stop fooling around with the inverted spectrum and the incommensurable Galactics. In their use of expressions like "really real" and in their attempts to make wholesale skepticism plausible, Wittgenstein said, philosophers have taken language "on holiday." We should not let our holiday entertainments distract us from serious work.
Of course the most famous students of the shortcomings of language, the postmodernists, are still on holiday; or, more descriptively, they are still on a tenure-based conference junket. Even children can grasp the idea that, once you've introduced the postmodern thought that there is no truth and that language is inadequate or politically corrupted, the conversation has necessarily stopped. If we believe that you and I can talk all day and not approach the truth, or even define terms, in any meaningful way, we might as well hang it up and go fishing.

Put another way, lit-crit god Stanley Fish, upon pronouncing that there can be no assertion of non-subjective truth, was asked, "Isn't that an assertion of objective truth?"

He replied, supposedly with a grin, "Yep."

California wrapup: If you haven't yet, check out the Opinion Journal's Best of the Web. Taranto laments the end of the California "circus." Here's a taste:
As his prospects fade, Bustamante is waxing macho. The San Diego Union-Tribune reports that at a debate with Republican Tom McClintock and Green Peter Camejo, the lieutenant governor had this to say about allegations that Schwarzenegger has groped women: "I tell you one thing, that if this had gone on with my daughter, it wouldn't have taken a campaign to resolve it." Bring 'em on, Cruz!
There's lots more, Cali and otherwise.
Stuffing the ballot box: Well, everybody has their euphamism, don't they....
Busy, Busy: I can only guess that Flyer is out in California stuffing Mary Carey's ballot box . . . or something. And Razor is no doubt is shopping for new ambulance-chasing shoes. As for me, I have discovered (to my dismay) that my boss expects some work out of me from time to time. Galling, isn't it?

Here's a little something to think about, post-Cancun:

Historically, countries that have achieved large reductions in poverty are generally those that have experienced rapid economic growth spurred in significant measure by openness to international trade. Newly industrialized economies such as Hong Kong, Singapore, South Korea, and Taiwan have all been open to trade during the past four decades and have been entirely free of poverty, according to the dollar-a-day poverty line, for more than a decade. By contrast, during the 1960s and 1970s, India remained closed to trade, grew approximately 1 percent annually (in per capita terms), and experienced no reduction in poverty during that period.
The piece punctures a number of other globalization myths, but doesn't answer the fundamental question: Why does every 18-year-old with more than one facial piercing see nobility in infantilizing the third world? Does the developed world exploit the poor countries? Sure. The symptoms of exploitation can readily be seen in the local development of a middle class, the rule of law, and infrastructure. Via A&LD.

Monday, October 06, 2003

Deck Chairs, Titanic: The Bush administration will shuffle the org chart in its we're-not-Colonial Office. On top of David Kay's at-best-inconclusive interim report, there's a whiff of doom in the air, mostly because the administration's stated principles for the war are the very places where success is the hardest to come by. Meanwhile, the full-throated neocon cry for benign colonialism makes quiet gains every day, but the Bush administration can't get any I-told-you-so traction on it, since they decided to play down the human-rights/plight-of-the-Iraqi-people tack late last year, in favor of the WMD threat.

I have the feeling that the mainstream press would be writing Dubya's political obituary right now if there were a serious Democrat in the race. The more I think about it, the more I'm fascinated by Hillary's cold feet. The nomination is hers for the asking, while Bush appears to be in a hole and still digging.

Humor Police, Vol. 2: TNR seems to really have it in for Arnold lately. Their blog is puffing up his sexual proclivities, saying the comparison to Clinton is inapt because: "what Schwarzenegger's various sexual exploits have in common seems to be his desire to assert power over other people by publicly humiliating them." Which is, implicitly, worse than privately raping them.

But it's not just what he does to women. Here's their latest example, from the NYT, of how Schwarzenegger practices "the ritual humiliation of numerous women and men." The story is about a weightlifting seminar Arnold gave with his buddy and fellow Mr. Olympia, Franco Colombu:

During the seminar, Mr. Columbo [sic], dressed in slacks and a dress shirt, sat hunched over on a bench and performed bent-over, rear-shoulder exercises with dumbbells, while Mr. Schwarzenegger provided commentary. "This is how you develop the delts," he said in his thickly accented English. Then he frowned, a mock frown. "But you can't see them." He pulled big scissors from his back pocket and, while Mr. Columbo continued to perform his exercises, leaned down and cut huge holes in the back of his friend's shirt. The audience roared with laughter.
Poor Franco! Does it even occur to the Times, or TNR, that this was schtick? No, instead Franco was a "threat" to Arnold, according to the Times article (and TNR excerpts the part that uses the word), and Arnold had to humiliate him.

This is simply posturing by a liberal magazine, quoting a liberal paper (whose scribe can't even spell Colombu's name right), in order to find a justification for bringing "character" back into the picture -- after having claimed it a non-issue in the 1990s. And it stinks. The liberal story is that Republicans are hypocrites for making this an issue for Clinton, and that turnabout is fair play. True enough, but a principled TNR would of necessity write that, according to the rules of journalism they endorse, Arnold's groping is a non-story. A nod to GOP hypocrisy would be fine, but the "it's different this time because" line is transparent. TNR wants to get some of the kicks the right-wing press got last time.

Sidebar: I don't think, personally, that it's a non-story. What Arnold did certainly is relevant to the voter who considers character in making his or her decision at the polls. I don't think it's disqualifying, per se, just as I thought Clinton's dalliances weren't. (As far as we know, though, Arnold has not committed felonious acts in an attempt corrupt a federal investigation and influence a trial upheld -- albeit in a poor decision -- by the Supreme Court.)

Friday, October 03, 2003

Shuddering memories of macro-economics classes: Although an economist by education, I quickly abandoned the "dismal science" for the pursuit of righting wrongs, and bringing justice to the downtrodden...banks that I represent as a lawyer. In any event, the Ricardian Equivalence was a nice trip down memory lane. I only quibble with Garth's use of Japan as a model.

The situation in Japan is a bit of a pet project of mine; not that I pretend to know how to solve the problems over there, but that I follow the story quite a bit and am fascinated by the decline of its once great economy. As many know, Japan's dominance in the 80s was fueled by two main factors (obviously there were others, but this isn't a book - and this is not to discount the rampant corruption that wracked the Japanese government): 1) rampant land speculation; and 2) keiretsu, or the unique inter-locking of manufacturing, lending and marketing interests in an otherwise "free market" economy. Land got hot, and was used, over and over again, as the collateral for more and more loans by Japanese companies, who in turn used that money to buy all of Hawaii (remember those fears?), plus movie companies, etc. The banks were happy to lend because a) they bought into the hype, and b) they often had aligned themselves with the very companies they were lending to. [Not only was keiretsu widely utilized, it was government-sanctioned.] Well, as with all speculation, it has to end. And it only takes a couple bad deals for the whole pyramid to collapse. Once the banks start looking to cash in on their collateral, lo and behold, there's no value (remember too the great art purchases by Japanese companies). And when the banks start failing, it's time to get out of Dodge (IN 1998, it was estimated that the total amount of bad loans in the banking system exceeded $1.1 billion - not counting the write-offs!).

This wide-scale collapse turned Japan on its ear. From a world-beater to egg-on-the-face, beaten. Not only did the country lose its capital, it lost its confidence. Once guaranteed jobs for life evaporated; unemployment actually hit double-digits where it once was effectively eliminated; and the yen didn't buy quite as much as it did before. The government tried to buoy the market. Fiscal package after fiscal package went out the door with little return. By 1998, it was estimated the government had spent almost $650 billion in public spending packages. The consumers, already expert savers, began to save even more - Keynes called this the "liquidity trap".

What it came down to was that the Japanese didn't believe their government would let them fail. It turns out, the government had no say in the matter. Despite all the collective hand-holding (centralized banking, lifetime employment, keiretsu), there was little one could do for the other. In fact, the Randian ideal of every man/woman for him/herself was only strengthened.

My long, long-winded point is that it's not entirely a good idea to compare the effect of monetary policy here based on its results in Japan. These people, even before the boom, were saving more than we ever have. Plus, our model has always been different. Lastly, the difference in confidence between the Japanese and us is equally dissimilar.

You won't have Flyer to kick around anymore: If I resign from this blog, it'll be take over for Rush on Gameday. After all, white, preppy guys are grievously underrepresented on cable television. On freakin' Mars!
Big surprise: Gun laws don't prevent gun violence.
ATLANTA, Georgia (AP) -- A sweeping federal review of the nation's gun control laws -- including mandatory waiting periods and bans on certain weapons -- found no proof such measures reduce firearm violence.

The review, released Thursday, was conducted by a task force of scientists appointed by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

The CDC said the report suggests more study is needed, not that gun laws don't work. But the agency said it has no plans to spend more money on firearms study.
And the response from gun law devotees:
"It's hard to study whether gun control laws work in this country because we have so few of them," said Peter Hamm. "Talking about studying gun control in this country is like talking about studying democracy in Iraq."
That's just so precious. Will somebody please compile all federal firearms stautes in one book and force Mr. Hamm to read it until his eyes start to bleed?


Bitter, I'm sure you can knock this one out of the park.

As Promised: Garth's post on Ricardian Equivalence is up at America's Outback. He's quite willing to entertain the possiblility that the effect is limited, with which I would agree, but the truth is that monetary policy has acquitted itself right well lately (unless you're in the wing of the Democratic party that sees Tom Joad headed west out of the dustbowl everywhere it looks). Granted, Nixon had bigger fish to fry, but it's an odd coincidence that fiscal policy hit rock bottom not long after Dick declared "We're all Keynesians now."
Listening Booth: What's riding the spindle these days? For one thing, the Best of Badfinger. You both are well aware of my musical sweet tooth; I'm probably the only person you know who counts the Archies' Sugar, Sugar and Herman's Hermits' I'm Into Something Good among the great pop tunes. Anyway, Badfinger was the perfect antidote for the time, as the post-Beatles era began to spawn more and more self-important dreck-peddlers aiming to make Respectable Art. (It's rock and roll, goddammit; trying to find Schoenberg in the medium is to miss the point.) Anyhow, the art of the pop song didn't get much better than "Come and Get It," with its catchy melody, bordering-on-nonsense lyrics, and the slightly sinister harmonies that seep in toward the end. Just dandy.

To put a twist into the case, though, I also picked up another bubblegum collection: The Ramones: Anthology. Punk? Leather? Fuggeddabouddit! These guys were pop-all-the-way, three-chords-a-beat fellows who dug Paul McCartney (making themselves his "brothers" by appropriating a pseudonym -- Paul Ramon -- that McCartney had used several times in his career). The Ramones were loud and messy, but they had the most hummable songs to come out of the proto-punk, CBGB world. I love this quote, by Joey Ramone, in the liner notes:

I hate to blow the mystique, but at the time we really liked bubblegum music, and we really liked the Bay City Rollers. Their song "Saturday Night" had a great chant in it, so we wanted a song with a chant in it. "Hey! Ho! Let's go!" [from] "Blitzkrieg Bop" was our "Saturday Night."
Mr. Shoe, Meet the Other Foot: I'm just happy to see you get payback for the years when I suffered the tenure of Kordell Stewart at QB. For whatever reason, few players have been as consistently overhyped, I think we can agree. Kordell was always on the verge of mastering the offense, maturing, finding an OC that suited his style, etc. It was a long verge, I suppose. And I took your slings and arrows all the way. All the way to the Championship game against the Patriots, as I recall, wherein "Slash" proved his unerring ability to always hit the open man -- even if he was a cornerback wearing the opponent's colors.

I've tried hard not to get into the meat of this issue, since I don't know McNabb's playing well enough (he's in that other conference, after all). Meanwhile, here are some depressing numbers from USA Today: Pittsburgh's defense is ranked 2nd; their offense 3rd. This is the team that needed to face the Bengals to get a ground game started -- and won by only a TD and the conversion? Ugh.

Et tu Flyer?: I am hereby calling upon senior management of this blog to ask for Flyer's resignation in light of his stringent, brutal and altogether too accurate commentary on Mr. McNabb.
Enough Rush: Geoffrey Norman on NRO gets it right on l'affaire Limbaugh.
And if you have not had your fill of humorless preening from the outrage corps when you wake up Sunday morning and decide, again, to skip church, then you are free to choose from among Tim, George, Tony, Wolf, and a bunch of others (to include The McLaughlin Group, where they specialize in shrieking at each other like a bunch of old-women at a tent sale). During the commercials, you could read Dowd in the Times. Sunday afternoon should be sacred. This is where we get to see men settle their differences straight up and wish that we, too, could do it that way. With a forearm shiver to the side of our enemy's head. There is a purity in that. Or there used to be, anyway.

Rush should have stuck to radio.
Limbaugh defense: Allen Barra speaks out in support of "el Rushbo".
Consequently, it is equally absurd to say that the sports media haven't overrated Donovan McNabb because he's black. I'm sorry to have to say it; he is the quarterback for a team I root for. Instead of calling him overrated, I wish I could be admiring his Super Bowl rings. But the truth is that I and a great many other sportswriters have chosen for the past few years to see McNabb as a better player than he has been because we want him to be.
He makes a sound argument based on the stats, and his comparison of McNabb to the often disregarded Brad Johnson is revealing. If this were ten years ago, I think I'd agree with Barra and Limbaugh, because there was a time when the media was a cheerleader for black quarterbacks of questionable talent. Exhibit A, Rodney Peete, who's survived in the NFL as a backup, albeit an effective one. He's been beaten out of the starting job in Carolina by Jake Delhomme since the second half of game 1, after Peete failed to impress.

Exhibit B, Andre Ware. 'Nuff said.

Exhibit C, Kordell Stewart. Poor Slash defined overrated and overhyped.

Doug Williams was a successful quarterback, but never a great one, and Randall Cunningham, due in part to injuries, never got over the hump (although he was the most exiting quarterback to watch in his day, replaced now by Mike Vick). Most of the early black quarterbacks in the NFL showed flashes of brilliance, but were not, on whole, as successful as many hoped they would be. It's true, and no amount of righteousness today will change it (and as Barra alludes, it's okay).

But today it's passe. There are enough solid black QB'sin the leauge that the battle is, if not over, at least fading. McNabb is good, if not great, no matter what his color. So are Steve McNair and Duante Culpepper (if healthy). When Vick's knee heals, we'll see Randall Cunningham with an arm and some serious coaching and this week we'll see the second start of one of the toughest, most talented QB's around, of any color, Byron Leftwiche. The guy had to be carried to the line of scrimmage in his last college game, and was still throwing strikes and taking hits. He's the next Brett Favre (or maybe I'm overrating him, we'll see). And, most importantly, the media knows the black QB's have arrived. They're on to coaches now, and owners will be next. Rush wasn't so much wrong as he was late. And the ones who feel the sting of his criticism, today's players, are the ones who least deserve any stigma. They're there because they deserve it and will succeed or fail based on the quality of their play.

Anatomy of a Hit Piece? USA Today has the obligatory piece questioning on the timing of the LA Times story on Arnold the groper. It turns out to be not terribly enlightening; the only voice "challenging the timing" is a Schwarzenegger campaign employee.

Also interesting, the name "Clinton" appears nowhere in the article.

Thursday, October 02, 2003

McNabb is a great rusher: As I alluded to before, the entire Philadelphia metropolitan area was screaming for the head of McNabb and his chubby, walrus-like white coach, Andy Reid. Every negative thing that could be said about him, was said. Everyone who watches McNabb play every game has questions about his arm; not the strength (actually he has a very strong arm), but his accuracy, which is often a problem. Funny, no one has ever questioned his mental acuity, which is the usual codeword for saying blacks can't play. To the contrary, most believe that mentally, McNabb is just fine for the complicated West Coast offense. Rather, most believe his physical strengths (speed, strong arm for deep throws, and his linebacker size) are more suited to a roll out, vertical game, where you never know if he's running or throwing.

There is definitely a strong push for minority coaches and ownership in the NFL, but very little of one for QBs. The fact is that black QBs are commonplace enough, and good enough, to not be noticed. And, if you look at the horrible law of averages on a QB actually being successful over his career, I'd bet you'd find the same amount of black QBs don't cut it as white. I mean, it's got to be the most pressure-laden job in football. McNabb is especially well-suited to it because he is smart, but also because he is simply unflappable - the guy never stops smiling. That said, we (the Philly fans) were all over his ass for how he had lost "it" and wasn't playing right. It had nothing to do with him being black or white. The Philly fans pretty much hate everyone that isn't at MVP level (ask Mike Schmidt how bad he got it - and he's one of the best Phillies of all time).

The point is that Rush truly made his ciomment without factual support. It was more of the same: paranoia (as we all know from the "Musings" site, that only means he has all the facts) over a "liberal media". How that plays for sports writers is beyond me. Rush has been listening to himself for too long, and can't let sports be sports. That is why he was wrong for the job (and why Dennis Miller was wrong on MNF): he can't adjust his words/thought pattern to a different audience. Stick to the dittoheads on the AM dial.
McNabb/Limbaugh: McNabb nicely soft-pedals his response to Limbaugh's comments. But wouldn't it have been great to hear him respond, in the manner of Cleavon Little, "To tell the family secret, my great-grandmother was Dutch."

More: There is a surprisingly frank discussion on this over at National Review's Corner. This one in particular, from NY Post editorialist (and fellow alumnus) Robert George, caught my attention:

He did what what we hate in liberals: Gratuitously introducing race in a discussion where it doesn't belong. McNabb may be overrrated or he may not be. Some columnists have compared his first few years' stats favorably with John Elway. Others suggest that he makes poor decisions and doesn't have great arm strength. That is not the question here. The issue is whether there is some media reticence to call him overrated because he is black. Limbaugh introduced this element with no supporting evidence (the NFL's idiotic minority-hiring policy is a separate issue).
Well said.
Rush Update: Jeff Jarvis is dancing on Rush's media grave here. He says:
What I also like about this is that it's a better bit of dirt than the ESPN brouhaha. Rush had to quit his short-lived sports-network career because he criticized media for being uncritical of a black quarterback because he was black.
I wonder if Rush was tipped off that the lid was going to blow this week. He may have resigned less because of the McNabb quote, and more to get it over with before the big story hit.
America's Outback: I've been trading comments on Radley's site with one Garth, a blogger who runs Musings from America's Outback. He's got some good posts up at the site on everything from the Alien and Sedition Acts to the economic incentives of lap-dances. Fun stuff. (Plus, he's got a motto on his site that sounds like something Razor would say.)

Not to call him out too much, but I've suggested he do a post on Ricardo's theory of equivalence and budget deficits, the beginnings of which can be found in the comments of this post. My understanding of it is pretty superficial, and David Ricardo was nothing if not a subtle thinker.

Anyway, hit the site.

What a Rush!: What is most telling about the rapid decline of Rush is that he's going to be forced to admit he's human; something he has steadfastly refused to admit thus far. Being human means you have weaknesses and are sometimes even wrong. Look to even yesterday however: "All this has become the tempest that it is because I must have been right about something," Limbaugh said. "If I wasn't right there wouldn't be this cacophony of outrage that has sprung up in the sports writer community." See? He's right; not just Right.

The drug issue, if founded, and based on his attorneys' reactions, it must be true to some degree (i.e. no flat denials), will compel him to acknowledge his imperfections. Listen, he's a radio guy who has to be controversial to attract ratings. I understand that. He needs to be larger than life. However, it's equally clear that with Rush, there's no "off" switch. He has to be right about everything.

Most telling I thought, and here's where the rubber meets the road, is when he pulls the free speech card:
"You know, this is such a mountain made out of a molehill. So much needs to be said here. I guess at the top of the list would be that we supposedly have freedom of speech in this country, but if you don't say what people who consider themselves the Arbiters of What Can Be Said agree with, then they want to come after you with everything they've got and try to humiliate you and take a stab at your reputation and otherwise get your mind right."
I know Eno has hit on this again and again. Rush: you ARE free to say whatever you want. But, you big dope, DISNEY was your employer. Disney is a company, not a government, and one bent on not having the likes of you or anyone else tarnish the image it invests billions of dollars into every year to maintain. This is not government persecution. This is the MARKETPLACE reacting to stimulus. Maybe Rush needs to read up on free market ideals; as he has obviously forgotten them.
Hypocrisy: Let's take it from the top. In the wake of Watergate, discussion in Congress turned to what to do about the suspicion that sometimes the Justice Department had conflicts in investigating suspected executive branch misconduct. In 1978, the Independent Counsel Act was signed into law, so that a disinterested prosecutor could take over for DOJ if an official covered under the act became the subject of investigation. Republicans came to despise the act, mainly because it was used against them so effectively during the Reagan and Bush I administrations, culminating in the reign of Lawrence Walsh, whose naked partisanship made Kenneth W. Starr look like Solomon by comparison.

Anyhow, by the time Walsh wrapped up, Clinton had been elected, and the Republicans, while still professing to hate the IC statute, used it to the hilt against Clinton. Suddenly, the roles reversed, and Democrats began to wonder, quite publically, why the DOJ couldn't investigate the executive. These were, after all, "career professionals" (note similar wording from Ashcroft this week) at Justice doing the investigating, not partisan hacks; surely they could be trusted, and the runaway IC process could be done away with.

Flash forward another five years, to the oh-so-current "Wilsongate" affair. Democrats are starting to use the phrase "special counsel" (which is code for a special prosecutor, or effectively an independent counsel). Two things occur to me immediately. First, this is a dramatic counter-reversal. Within a decade, Democrats move from position A (DOJ can't investigate the executive) to position B (DOJ can do just that and Dems now oppose the IC, on principle mind you, and not because they are suddenly finding their engine turned on them) back to position A ("How could Congress sit here with a straight face and allow [a DOJ investigation] to be the way this issue is resolved?" said Rep. Jim McDermott, D-Baghdad, just a couple of days ago). Second, at least the IC statute required that a covered official be a target of investigation and potential prosecution. That is, there had to be pretty clear evidence of a conflict. I know the IC statute expired (though a special counsel is the same thing, simply with out the automatic "covered official" trigger), but the principle is still there; no one has yet named a "covered official" or pointed out a conflict, except Wilson himself, who named Karl Rove (whom Wilson wanted "frogmarched in handcuffs"); he was later forced to retract and issue an embarrassing statement that he meant Rove was merely "the personification" of the administration within a limited metaphorical context.

I've said from the start, I'm in favor of an investigation, even an independent one. But I do wish the parties would declare where they stand on special counsels. The Democrats argued for months that an IC wasn't warranted and that Reno's DOJ could handle investigating Clinton's executive, even when officials covered by the IC statute began to drift into the crosshairs. But now, even when no suspect has even been named in the Wilson leak, Democrats are declaring quite loudly that the DOJ can't be trusted to look into this matter without prejudice.

Update: Reynolds sez: "Ashcroft can appoint a Special Prosecutor, which is not quite the same thing as an Independent Counsel. . ." Um, I think he's saying the same thing I am, just in reverse, but I'm not certain. He's the expert, so I'll defer. As far as I understand it, a special prosecutor could, in fact, be fired by the president, via the AG (not true of the IC); since the Saturday Night Massacre, though, I'm pretty certain no president has seriously entertained the idea.

Step Up to the Vic: Just at the time Limbaugh is making himself the latest incarnation of Jimmy the Greek, his drug supplier (also his housekeeper) decides to roll over on him and tell all about his pharmaceutical habit. It's always the preachy ones.

More: As a strongly pro-drug kind of guy, I don't see anything wrong with scoring good pharm, if you can get it. Limbaugh can do heroin, as far as I'm concerned. Does this prove him a hypocrite, though? Sure. But who didn't already guess he was that? But hypocrisy is often a "fine for me and not for thee" kind of thing. The post above is a good example. Another good example is the latest Schwarzenegger flap:

Six women accused the Republican actor in interviews with the Los Angeles Times of groping them on movie sets and in other settings over the last three decades, the newspaper reported in Thursday editions.
So women think groping is a bad thing in a public official now? Golly, who knew?

Wednesday, October 01, 2003

The Closet Neocon: I'm not sure I understand your position then. You say (rightly, I think) that the compelling justification for invading Iraq was ther moral case. But your question on the balance of ends and means regarding someone like Mugabe sounds much more relativist, saying that he's a criminal to "our way of thinking." I don't believe for a moment that you are excusing Mugabe's actions, but I'm wondering where that puts the bar we must clear to justify intervention

I think I'd place that bar based on likely success. There are plenty of dictators doing awful enough things in countries where we simply could not do what we did in Iraq. Mugabe, for example, is pretty popular with a big portion of his citizens, in no small part because he's sticking it to the colonial leftovers; a bunch more white guys with guns marching into the country is not a solution. Thus, the moral case against a dictator is not the same as the moral responsibility to take a certain course of action. Perhaps this is nowhere clearer than North Korea (I told you I'd address this sooner or later!), where nuclear weapons are the great complication. Incinerated Koreans will have a hard time exercising the natural rights we want to bring them, so an outright invasion is hard to justify. Nevertheless, I don't find anything wrongheaded or "cowboyish" in a policy of outright confrontation toward Dear Leader, a stated goal of regime change, and the willingness, however horrible it may be to contemplate, to let him starve his own people in order to pursue weapons. It sure beats another empty treaty by which we feed and heat his country, in effect subsidizing his military ambitions.

Goodbye, Vermont: The cover story (not on-line, but no great loss) in the latest National Review is about the changes that have taken place in Vermont that have made it, politicaly and socially, a haven for the left (with the only self-described socialist in Congress); at the same time, those changes have freed Vermont almost entirely of the burden of jobs and industry. The article disposes of any subtlety early on, though, and can't seem to grasp that the rural old guard of New England is, in its way, at least as luddite as the radical greens who want to declare the state a nature preserve (except for their charmingly decorated old farmhouse, of course).

Vermont, like most of the northern tier New England states (including part of Maine, non-coastal New Hampshire, Western Massachusetts, and Eastern upstate New York), while not exactly a Republican redoubt, has (or had) a wide independent streak, an aversion to outsiders, and a pretty severe allergy to non-local control over local decisions. This is the state, after all, that once tried to impose a registration fee on anyone who didn't own a gun, on the grounds that they were a larger burden on the police and couldn't contribute to the defense of themselves or the state. But that Vermont is obviously fading away, and a lot of the cursing of the flatlanders, the invaders from the tonier parts of the East Coast, is the usual rubbish that accompanies an aversion to change. That said, the fact that "the spruced-up old farmhouse in Vermont" type has become such a caricature of the east-coast-liberal lifestyle is rooted in fact. Estimates vary, but Vermont is approaching the point where a majority of its citizens were not born there.

Why do I mention it? Because I live in one of those parts of New England that used to be a blue-collar, working-class stronghold. It has become, in the past generation, gentrified, expensive, a bit kitschy, liberal -- something unlike its former self. There's nothing really wrong with this. Crime is lower now (though graffiti is more common here than in Giuliani's New York; to every stop sign is added the drippy scrawl of "Ashcroft"). There are more sushi places than mom-n-pop diners now. The schools have improved (though what they teach now is no doubt as unrelated to an actual curriculum as at any public school). All of which has led me to conclude that I like to live in a left-wing town. I like the food, the coffee (though I won't spring for fair trade), the movies and arts, the people, and the intellectual climate. On that note, though, the moral opprobrium takes some getting used to; reasonable disagreement is simply not possible. You're either progressive (i.e, socialist) or fascist.

Of course, nothing comes for free. The money that makes the gentrification possible comes from outside the town, where the jobs are. Rents are ridiculous, which further ensures the dominance of the boutique class. Consequently, the boutiques themselves rely on trhe business brought in by the tourism of quaintness-hunters, so there is little to buy in town of any use, though what is available sits only a few degrees behind on the fashion curve and runs at nearly New York City prices.

But National Review is taking shots at Vermont because it's the home of Howard Dean, who truly enough epitomizes the upper-west-side decampment to charming old New England, and the attendent movement by the transplanted left to make sure that the renovation their old farmhouse bears the last building permit issued in the state. But it is difficult to imagine NR heaping the same scorn on the more conservative, multigenerational residents of Vermont who celebrate their ephemeral "good old days" with the same fictionalized embroidery as the left and their equally false deification of the peaceful, environmentally aware American Indians who were the "locals" long before the proto-flatlander invasion of the Green Mountain Boys.

You can't spell "TEAM" without E-G-O: TMQ did a bit yesterday, in light of Terrell Owens' tantrum, Sunday, on why WRs are so ego-maniacal. It was pretty good and basically got down to the fact that WRs are always on an island, always presume to be open, and never block (with few exceptions).

I was reading the USA Today's Sport Section (still the best section in the country, even if the rest of the paper is the worst), and went into the team update portions. Hi-larious. Politicians have nothing on prima donna football players and double-speak. Here's two excerpts, thef first from Warrick Dunn:
"I think guys want to see me make plays and not just sit around and pat somebody on the butt and say, "Hey, let's get something started,' " he said. "I don't think guys can be leaders if they're ... not on the field producing.' The first thing they'll tell you is, 'You're not going through what we're going through.'"
I wonder what "guys" are dying for him to make plays? Could it be Dunn and his friend Chip...you know the guy who sits on his shoulder?

Next up, Plaxico Burress:
Burress has only one touchdown catch in four games and rarely gets the ball thrown to him when they get inside the 20. That may be one reason the Steelers rank 14th in the AFC with a 33.3 success rate scoring TDs in the red zone.

"Somehow we have to find a way to get the ball to the right people and let those guys play," Burress said.
Again, we need certain "guys" to play and get the ball. Please Plaxico, enlighten us as to their identities. Wouldn't it be helpful for the coach and quarterback to know which "guys" can get this team turned around?