Just when you think it's safe to listen to "Billie Jean": Is there anything left that Jacko hasn't tried in terms of losing his once substantial credibility and appeal to the rest of the world? Let's check them off, shall we? I suppose the child molestation charges are a good place to start. Skin bleaching and radical plastic surgery that leaves you looking more like an elderly white woman than anything else, check, check. Lack of singable/danceable tune in past decade, check. Oh, teaming with R. Kelly to write songs, check. Going on national television to proclaim how "loving" it is to share your bed with pre-adolescent boys, yeah, got that too. I'm sure there's more, but why beat a dead horse? Well, at least he hasn't gone and joined the Nation of Islam or anything. Oh...wait.