You Can't Make this Stuff Up: [Link courtesy of Drudge.] Major document destruction at Iraq's Brasilia embassy. And the official line from the embassy is worthy of Sahaf:

"It's all lies," said the official, Abdu Saif. "We are only burning garbage and recently cut grass." A short time later, a man who answered the phone at the embassy said only, "I'm not working now" and hung up.

It's all lies, it's all lies. If these guys were any more on-message, I'd swear they were cribbing from Ari Fleischer's notes.