Thursday, November 10, 2005

Of Dreams: First of all Eno, your use of yourself and the internet in your little entry below clearly betrays your anti-postmodern bias. Kipling would have substituted you with a poor Indian low-caste beggar, and the internet, with a roving band of thuggees, some stolen tea, and the English colonial administrative system.

Nonetheless, you need help. I thought maybe of suggesting a tin foil beanie (or Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie, as its known in certain circles), but apparently, the science shows that these things amplify, rather than block or re-direct, the government brain waves that are quite obviously being beamed into your noggin.

Failing that, I can only suggest frontal lobotomy. Let's face it: long overdue.

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