Bring on the Global Warming: Today I was as cold as I can ever remember being. It was easily 10 below zero. The wind chill must have been, during the big gusts, 20 below. The power-steering fluid in my car had almost ceased to be a fluid. My wet hair was frozen solid, like a Trent Lott/Jimmy Johnson kind of solid, within about 30 seconds of coming out of the YMCA. Holding the steering wheel was as painful, like it is on a boiling summer day if you park in the sun. Today's high is forecast to be around 5 degrees. What am I, Job? Like I need this.