Your tax dollars at work: Let's see, you win the Kentucky Derby on a relatively unheralded horse, then you go on and win the Preakness. You fall short of legend status by a couple of strides in the Breeders' Cup so you don't take home the Triple Crown.

Still, a pretty decent year, if you're Stewart Elliot, jockey for Smarty Jones. Well, what a difference a year makes.

Yes please, keep our country safe from such a felon! Who knows, this year he might rescue a child from a burning building or something.