Friday, October 08, 2004

Of particular use tonight: How to have fun with statistics. Let's envision how Kerry and Bush might use some statistics to their advantage:

Kerry: "More American soldiers have been killed in Iraq than in the entire 100 Years War!"

Bush: "John Kerry only served four more months in Vietnam than I. Heck, than Cheney or Ashcroft, for that matter."

Kerry: "This administration has lost more jobs in the internet-related fields than Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush combined!"

Bush: "Kerry has zero support from the ranchers and cattlemen of the very state he has represented in the Senate for decades!"

Anyway, I'm sure they can do better than that.

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