Crystal high-ball: Looking into my glass I see a favorable court settlement and rising stock price in your future. Recommendation: overperform.

A study suggests that U.S. senators possess stock-picking skills that even the
most seasoned money manager would envy. During the boom years of the 1990s,
senators' stock picks beat the market by 12 percentage points a year on average,
according to the study.

I'm shocked, shocked to learn there's gambling going on in this establishment. Via instafillin Megan McArdle.