Monday, August 30, 2004

Smooth as the mottled flesh on the underside of your grandmother's arm: And if you don't like that kind of metaphor, you're sure to hate these. Seriously though, it's the 2004 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, and it's funny, funny, funny. Project: come up with the most god-awful introductory sentence to a book. Try it at home!

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