"On a mission from God": It's a funny phrase when Jake and Elwood say it, but it's less funny when Stephen Baldwin is saying it about why Bush should be re-elected. To be more accuarate, the actor-cum-Jesus-freak said: "I'm here to try to support faith-based politics. I'm going to vote for the guy who will truly be led by God."

Yes, yes...but whose god, Stephen, whose god? Cause, my god expresses His will by chucking glass coke bottles down from the sky onto my noggin. And the GOP convention has a roof over it so ...