FauxPolitik

Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Rock On: Now, now, you do no justice whatsoever to my tonsure. Surely, when you call it a "mullet," 99% of readers think "a bowl cut with bangs in back." You know, hillbilly hair salad. Certainly not. It was, even you must admit, a coiff and then some.

1 Comments:

  • Did I not give your coiffure adequate praise in describing it sheen and lustre? To be clear, it was an exceedingly well-maintained mullet, that was apparently washed regularly, styled and lovingly cared for. Let me put it this way: that thing would have done any member of White Lion proud.

    By Blogger Razor, at 12:00 PM  

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