Writers Wanted: At his rally to introduce the running mate that everyone likes more than the top of the ticket, Kerry described his campaign this way:

"I want you to know we think this is a dream ticket. We've got better vision. We've got better ideas. We've got real plans. We've got a better sense of what's happening to America," Kerry said.

"And," Kerry added with a grin, "We've got better hair."

Kerry used the "better hair" line three times Tuesday . . .

Ah, that's our Johnny-boy. Imagine Al Gore, but take away the charm and the witty banter.