Hide the children: Here comes the flip flop. Yes, it's apparently that time again. Otherwise attractive and fashionably-dressed women succumbing to the sloppy, floppy sell-out that is the thong sandal, or flip flop. You'll see women wearing full-blown business suits and a pair of ratty, worn flip flops, sauntering by as if this was perfectly acceptable behavior.

I'll just say it one more time: Ladies, we don't want to see your feet unless they are a) under or on our sheets, b) perched precariously upon four-inch heels, mostly shrouded in black leather, or c) at the beach.