After all, Lenin was bald: Not content with merely controlling the speech, movement and thoughts of its citizenry, North Korea launches an aggressive plan to limit the length of its people's hair. Long hair, it is explained, is not only unruly and not so hygenic, it drains the vitamins from your body. Flat tops and shaved sides are more in line with the "Socialist lifestyle". Ridiculed were actual citizens who were growing their hair high to cover balding.

Okay, fine. But what about this guy? "Do as I say, not as I do." Repeat.