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Friday, December 02, 2005

Breaking Freaking News!!: Bush gets picked for jury duty!!**

Tomorrow, Bush gets his mail delivered!!

Next Tuesday, Bush speaks his mind freely (but in a non-panic-inducing manner)!!11

On New Year's Day, Mr. Bush's trash will be picked up, but not recycling as those guys have the day off!!

**If he does serve, one can imagine one hour into deliberations, his standing up and declaring "Mission accomplished: he's guilty." and walking out.

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